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peruvian coffeebean

A word describing the act of sounding (inserting an object into the urethra of ) a penis, utilizing an enlarged clitoris, to perform a sexual act similar to docking. This act is popular with Peruvian women, hence the title "Peruvian Coffeebean,"
Man: Hey there honey, I'd like a Peruvian coffeebean.
Wife: Really? but I'm sure your urethra is sore from last time!
by Loverboy230 April 7, 2022
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Perezism

A distinctive practice, system, or philosophy, typically a political ideology or an artistic movement of supporting Perez
"Hey dude what's your opinion on perezism?"

"It's the best, everyone should practice perezism!"
by Perezfor2000s April 9, 2022
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Peruvian Hot Pocket

When a Peruvian man named "Robert" defecates into the mouth of a Llama who is actively peeing into the asshole of said man named "Robert".
Tyler, I will not be in the office today due to the Peruvian Hot Pocket that I had last night.
by peruvian lover August 5, 2022
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Peruvian Sunglasses

Following 2 or more rounds of intercourse, 2 used condoms are rolled back into themselves and an individual places them upon their eyes, as if were wearing a monocle.
Dude, we went all night, and after I told her to put her Peruvian sunglasses on.
by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022
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Peruvian Sunglasses

Following 2 or more rounds of intercourse, two of the condoms are rolled back, as if just taken out of the package. Then, an individual places them on their eyes, as if wearing a monocle.
Dude, we went all night long. After, I told her to put her Peruvian Sunglasses on.
by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022
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peruvian scissorhand

Start trimming your partners pubes during intercourse and when you climax , slap their lower stomach
I was doing the peruvian scissorhand with Emma and I fucked up and cut my cock off
by Urmomsbf September 3, 2022
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Peruvian Flute

Contrary to the Mormon bagpipe: fucking an armpit, the Peruvian Flute is fucking the leg crease from the thigh to the calf. South of the border.
To heck with the Mormon bagpipe; I just got back from my mission in Peru and taught my brethren the Peruvian Flute
by MormonsR'Us September 15, 2022
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