Peanut Allergy

A Peanut Allergy is a biological mutation causing an individual’s body to be incapable of processing peanuts or peanut products. This condition rarely shows up in normal people, but is generally a symptom of being homeschooled or sheltered as a child. Doctors have difficulty diagnosing a Peanut Allergy, so they typically rely on other symptoms of being homeschooled. These symptoms include a lack of any athletic ability, inability to make eye contact, or an insatiable desire to participate in spelling bees. There is no known cure to a Peant Allergy, but exposing affected individuals to standard social interactions has shown to decrease the severity of the allergic reaction.

Bob: Why doesn’t he want any of my peanut butter cookies?
Kiesha: He was homeschooled, so he has a Peanut Allergy.
Bob: Oh, that explains why he made a strange noise and ran away when I tried to talk to him. Sad.

by Home sCOOL May 11, 2021

peanut flicking

Female masturbation - manual stimulation of the Clitoris

she laid back and indulged in a bit of peanut flicking

by Jacob Fentz May 21, 2008

Peanut nightmare

A sex move involving a salad a blow dryer and a female dog. It is where you blow the salad up your anus whilst the dog eats it

Did you hear about gaving getting a peanut nightmare

by Jake The Jew Forster January 25, 2015

peanut oil

the oily residue that is found on your sac

"i went to scratch my balls and i had mad peanut oil, yo."

by chillagen June 05, 2005

peanut hunt

An outdoor activity, similar to an Easter Egg Hunt, where participants search for salted-in-the-shell peanuts in the grass; some nuts may be marked and redeemed after the hunt for a reward such as a piece of candy.

Nathan did not trample any small children during this year's peanut hunt.

by KeriWisconsin August 03, 2006

peanut lodge

Being born out of your mothers asshole.

Matt is a peanut lodge.

by Mark Montebello November 22, 2006

Peanut Nipple

The little nipple found in betwixt the two halves of every peanut kernel.

My favorite part of the roasted peanut is the peanut nipple!

I love to bite down and chew on each and every peanut nipple in the bag!

To find the peanut nipple, simply split the peanut kernel in half, and look for the little nipple that is stuck to one of them.

by dave_helmut August 10, 2011