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Patrick

A man who’s as thicc as aunt Betty from the movie robots. He’s pretty stupid but that’s the pay that comes with having a phat ass. (His ass is white btw). He eats Funyuns and watched the office while FaceTiming his friend. He’s a simp and pimp at the same time. He portrays classic patrickness by sending you 8ball when you talk to him about something serious. For an uggo who attends a stem school he’s pretty cute. But he’s gay though so oh well
Girl 1: ew who’s that?

Girl 2: that dude with the big nose? Oh yeah that’s patrick!
by Bigdicklover332 June 28, 2020
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Person 1: OMG hes shitting on these kids.
Person 2: Yes he must be Patrick.
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your being a real patrick today
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patrick is supreme.
dude 1: Bro have you seen Patrick?
dude 2: Yeah bro he’s SO SUPREME
by dickgrayson June 11, 2019
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It's not an official date with him unless he poops three times
Girlfriend: Patrick your pooping again?

Patrick: it keeps me healthy!
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Usually good looking, fun, and LOVES attention. He'll make broken promises, cheat, make you lose all self esteem, break your heart, but say sorry, and make it look like it was all you're fault. When you're ready to leave him he'll say all the right things to make you stay. Just to do it all over again. He will waste your time. He still lives with his mom at 25 and is going nowhere in life, but blames everyone else for his problems. Will mostly only text, Snapchat, or random pic at odd hours. He's the equivalent to a Fuck boy. Stay away at all cost!
Him: At 2am. "Hey good looking, I'm Patrick. Do you want to hang"?

Her: thinking to herself, I feel like torturing myself. "OK".

Him: At 2am. "Wyd"?
Her: No reply

A few days later...
Him: At 3am. "Hey stranger"
Her: No reply

continues forever!...
by Rosalie Quinn April 15, 2020
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That bitch from spongebob that is a representation of half the guys in my school
Patrick: "WEEEEWOOOOOWEEEEEEEWOOOOOO"
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