parking lot hero

When you can't get greasy at home or up a dirt road so you do it in public parking lots.

Did you see Alphonsis railing Jasmin in the parking lot? He's such a parking lot hero

by EWC2K17 June 3, 2017

parking party

(n.) an event for people looking to have a human connection with others without the need to gather outside of their cars. Usually large groups park their vehicles in the same area and listen to the same radio station. It can be as interactive as the attendees are comfortable with.

Going to Jerron’s parking party tonight? I’d go just to show off my new woofer.

by LuckyNumberC May 30, 2020

Padukin'

Verb. Pah-doo-ken

Casual form of the full verb, "paduking."
The act of a severe storm forming over, or just near the town of Paducah, Texas.

With that set-up, it looks like Paducah is going to be padukin' again.

by stinkywx October 6, 2021

parkin

A dumbass, the exact opposite of a genius

There's a parkin at my doorstep asking for candy

by Unloaded Address April 26, 2023

trailer parkish

Someone with no class who acts and looks like they live in a trailer park but doesn't.

She sure looks and acts trailer parkish.

by BMWsis January 2, 2009

executive parking

Getting the best parking spot possible.

May also be exclaimed "Executive!" - as in "look, I found executive parking".

Most likely used when in the car with friends and said in a sing-song voice ("e-XECU-tive"). Often said together as a group as you see the sweet parking spot (many times preceded by a conversation about if you're going to get executive parking)

Passanger 1: "I wonder if we're going to find executive parking, I hate walking 2 blocks back to the apartment"

Driver: "For sure, let me see if the spot is open up front"

Passanger 1, Driver, any other passangers: "ExECUtive!"

Passanger 1: "Bad ass dude, you got executive parking!"

by egads March 26, 2008

War-Parking

Sitting in the parking lot of a place with free wifi because you are too cheap to go in.

Joey: I once spent four hours working in a Buffalo Wild-Wings parking lot so I could use their free wifi
Robert: War-Parking?

by ramses0 September 4, 2009