pasta-puss

An Italian person who is a typical Italian cliche

Look at that pasta-puss in the pizza place.

by Russell Serebrennikov March 16, 2008

Paratard

Someone who insists that they are better because they knew of Paramore before Twilight, failing to realise it was already over played before there was talk about a Twilight Movie. They tend to whine and complain. Hate Decode (maybe ever Airplanes) and feel the need to make it clear that they hate Twilight. They're under the delusion that you can't be a "true" fan unless you knew of them before Twilight. Most only know of the band because Fuse used to play them every hour back when it was mostly music.

Cassie: Ugh, this chick was listening to Decode so I punched her in the face, like really. She ain't a true fan.

Lilly: Wow, I didn't know I was friends with a Paratard.

by Mandaese August 1, 2010

i'd rather jack off to pasta.

Express disapproval or malcontent for a proposed idea.

"Dude,you want to go to Ohio?"
"Man, I'd rather jack off to pasta."

by Pooh Bear Busta Nut May 15, 2008

pasta bake

Quite simply, a variation of rhyming slang for "masturbate"

Sometimes useful as a stealth word, as most people (especially the older generation) have no idea what you're on about.

"Hey Dave, lets go get drunk"
"Gimme 5 dude, I'm just whipping up an extra creamy pasta bake"

by Andy R December 24, 2006

Partap

The most fucked up guy in the world who doesn't give a shit about you and will fuck you up if you piss him offff. He likes pie.

" Yoooo don't mess with that Partap, he'll fuck you up."

by Sikhsouljha January 16, 2010

making pasta

A deceptive phrase used as a euphemism for masturbating while still using an instant messaging site or program. More commonly practiced by males, this phrase gained popularity as earlier phrases like "be right back" or "going to the bathroom" became too obvious.

Ted: "Dude, I tried to message you on MSN but you were 'away'"
David: "Sorry about that, I was making pasta. Don't tell Elizabeth though."

by amish_rabbi23 July 14, 2009

partay

n.

1. party
2. a facetious reference to a get-together that would not traditionally be considered a party.

1. It's Saturday night, and I am ready to partay.
2. I don't want to do homework alone tonight; wanna have a homework partay?

by aichac December 19, 2011