Parkerphrasing

The technique of taking a definition and taking the least amount of words possible to make a short but still understandable definition.

Ex- He went over to the red smoking barn to go grab a soda.

Parkerphrasing - He went barn grab soda.

by Derpy Derp Derpy Derp May 15, 2014

Parker

A man who is often times tall, strong, muscular, and attracts all the women. They often will have hoards of women swarming them at any given moment. Parker's are always the alpha. They tell the teacher what to teach and when to speak. They don't need to raise their hand in class.

Woman: "Did you see that Parker??"
Other woman: "You mean that strong, muscular, tall and handsome man that just saved that kitten??"
Woman: "Yeah.... hes so dreamy..."
*Everyone claps*

by MyNameIsntParker July 14, 2021

Lp Parker

A Young Emcee from Regina Saskatchewan. Younger Brother of Derek Parker, both members of the Superfriends. Known for his street cred around the Queen City's Northside

fuck that I aint fighting Lp Parker. funny songs, but mean guy

by Jenn French April 11, 2005

John Parker Wilson

Former QB for the University of Alabama during the 2005-2008 seasons; A term often used to describe a...less than remarkable...quarterback. He, somehow, holds every significant passing record in Alabama school history--3 years as a starting player will do that to you (i guess). He signed with the Falcons as a free agent after going undrafted in the 2009 NFL Draft on April 28th.

*Disclaimer* To his credit, he showed a lot of improvement his senior year. However, he was certainly never above average. Not to mention hes a total douche.

"John Parker Wilson's pass to ___________, incomplete." -Announcer

by Two Drink Minimum July 9, 2009

Parker

a Christian girl, beautiful and caring. she is very trustworthy and would make a great girlfriend. Parkers are fun and up for anything! She can party or stay home and watch movies. Parkers love cuddling and holding your hand. They like long and close relationships and will stay loyal to her boyfriend! Parkers like really tall guys with brown hair. if you find a girl Parker, it's very rare. keep her!

Guy 1: Dude, did you see that girl, Parker?
Guy 2: Yeah man, she's my girlfriend.

by Jacob8 December 9, 2013

Parker Stirnkorb

is anorexic, has a 1 millimeter peter beter head ass negro tegro, he should kill him self. LIL V WATER SLAUGHTER YOUR DAUGHTER

Parker Stirnkorb looks homo

by LilvWater September 24, 2018

Parker

(Adj.) Gay slang for a very submissive power bottom. Always ask people at your local Gloryhole for the best neighborhood Parker.

" CUNT dO you no where the nearest Parker is? I need my vaccuum-mouth veteran whore."

by Parker+Abbie4evaBABIEEEEEEEEEE September 28, 2019