Pacmoon

A person whose head resembles a cross between retro-gaming legend pacman and a celestial body, normally the moon or the planet Uranus.

Pacmoons should be considered to be extremely dangerous as they could be struck by meteors at any moment, however, they have a profound fear of jelly-shaped phantoms.

Purdon: "Shit, here comes Kingy with his goddamn pacmoon blocking out the sun."

Matt: "Chill, he's following that row of yellow dots. Greedy fucker!"

by JonezyUK October 9, 2008

Palm jockey

Chronic masturbator.

That guy is such a palm jockey.

by Spazzyspizzy April 19, 2010

palm a spider

to grab or holds on to eight dicks at once.

i once knew a guy who could palm a spider.

by fluffyprime September 10, 2012

Palm Bump

An advanced technique for publicly snorting cocaine without drawing attention. Cocaine is discreetly poured into the slightly cupped palm of choice and brought upwards across the face. Accurate palm position, fluidity of movement and well timed inhalation are necessary for proper execution. Onlookers will disregard the gesture due to perceptual blindness.

WARNING: This is an advanced technique due to the necessitated precision and high risk of smearing cocaine across the face.

Old Uncle Ronnie's party hardened white stache camouflages and stores the common aftermath of an arthritic palm bump.

by Granny_Cranny May 21, 2014

palm floozy

A female native to charleston s.c. absolutely devoid of morals or self respect.

Well i know this palm floozy from COC palm floozy I say that got a angry pirate , mookie stick, screaming seagull, dirty Rodriguez, and a large vile strange sounding thing they call here in the lowcountry a fucking palm phlant. She paid two thousand of her dad's money for the Palm phlant and when she got it she came so hard she drag struted to the beach.

by palm phlant December 22, 2016

Palm tree problems

Palm tree problems : the inability to make a decision while on vacation. Similar to first world problems, complaints in response to the perceived absence of more pressing concerns. 🏝

“Example : I’ve got palm tree problems! Should I order a mojito or pina colada 🍹 “

I’ve got palm tree problems! Should I order a mojito or pina colada 🍹

by Allkindaoftrouble March 27, 2019

palm springs middle

Tbh its just like any other public school in Florida. Yes were ghetto, Yes were dramatic, but bet u we one of the most fun schools u will ever go to. SOME of the teachers teach but most kids just don't listen. Yes also have the basic mean girls that think everyone like em, but u will also see a good fight every now and then. Dont forget about the girls always wetting there hair in the bathroom and boys always sagging and throwing gang signs.

Dang palm springs middle is ghetto.

by floridajhit.com September 2, 2019