Parent

Those who pay your way, take care of you, teach you how to be an adult while getting no respect in return; someone who will care for you until the day you die even when you are immature and act as though you know everything; one who waits patiently until you grow up and realize how stupid you were as a child

Child: Im going to go on Urban Dictionary and submit a definition of parenting to show my parents how it is!
Parent: Move out, get a job, pay for your own computer and internet and show me how it is!

by OneDayYoullLearn August 23, 2012

Parendectomy

The legal act of terminating parental rights when the objecting parent has little merit to their case. A simple legal procedure severing the child-parent relationship.

That toothless crack-ho came to her trial high on meth. Her case was a total Parendectomy.

by El Sadado July 17, 2006

palentine

a friend with benefits, someone you have sex with but aren't in a relationship with.

He's my favorite palentine, but we're just friends.

by AE Joseph November 14, 2006

parent park

To reverse the car and back into a parking space. Parents usually do this because they go to many unnecessary means to be safer for kids.

Ha ha, you parent parked? That's awesome.

by Bananafish July 10, 2005

panene

a ghetto ass fried pancake.

sometimes comes as a meal with a side of fried chicken, and a 40.

"shit, son i could go for mo' fuckin panene right now!"

by panene August 30, 2007

parent up

When a mother and/or father need to take a greater responsibility in raising their child/children and not have extended family be guardian.

Sue and Dev need to parent up and stop leaving their kids off with her parents to raise.

by AlbertBNormal July 23, 2010

Pakunoda

MOMMY MILKERS!!

Shizuku: I need some mommy milkers
Machi: I'll get pakunoda

by Soapy boobies February 23, 2021