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pakaru

The televisions pakaru
by Brogan Fraser August 10, 2005
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Pakhtun

They come from "The Graveyard of Empires", because no one has ever beaten them. They are the strongest, the most intelligent, and the most beautiful people in the world. The Pakhtuns are the world's largest (patriarchal) segmentary lineage ethnic group, with a total population of around 45 million. The vast majority of Pakhtuns are found in an area stretching from southeastern Afghanistan to northwestern Pakistan. The Pakhtuns are of legendary decent, and don't associate themselves with anyone. All Pakhtuns are Muslim, and follow Pashtunwali. Pakhtuns are true aryans, and some people become jealous of the fact, so they rant on sites like dictionary.com. It's okay though, you're nothing to us anyway. The once feared Alexander the Great himself said to his mother after he had failed to conquer the Pakhtun land, "You have brought only one son into this world, but every one of these people can be an Alexander the great." Pakhtuns are a proud race.
"Some people try their whole lives to be perfect, others are just born Pakhtun"
by The Great Paktun October 19, 2009
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paksu

Satrovacki for the serbo-croatian word supak (meaning asshole)
Mojne ba bit paksu.
Nemoj bit supak.
Don't be an asshole
by derlan February 3, 2010
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Paki-Smash

When a person of Pakistani descent takes a huge dump.
"That swarthy construction worker just Paki Smashed my bathroom."

"I need to paki-smash this bitch" (Applebees)
by RonnieRules October 20, 2009
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pakalolo

hawaiian word for marijuana
Someone stay smoking the pakalolo
by KC February 21, 2004
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Pakistani mud puddle

to explode ones bowels via diarrhea inside the upper tank part of the toilet. this is basically the same as an upper decker, except this fills the tank with pure diarrhea. this usually occurs after consuming large amounts of various spicy and/or ethnic foods.
i just ate some extremely spicy yellow curry from jafaars middle eastern authentic cuisine restaurant, and when i get the hot sweaty spicy shits, i'm going to totally Pakistani mud puddle justin's toilet.
by massive clue June 9, 2009
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Pakistan cricket team

A team which is always looses to India in worldcup!
Pakistan cricket team has lost all the WC matches till date and that is not going to change for next 100 years ! It's a team which has many fixers and disgrace to world cricket!
by Father of Pakistan January 12, 2021
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