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Pavement

A hard substance used to make a paved surface (such as a road), or the paved surface its self. Types of pavement include: concrete, asphalt, cobblestones or bricks. Also used by the British as a synonym for sidewalk.
I used to live on a dirt road out in the country, but the road crew came by and put some pavement down. Now my car isn't so dirty.
by discontinuuity August 14, 2008
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paveman

A rich guy who lays pavers in driveways for a wealthy living, but beats his wife because he is 12 years older than her and she is in love with a younger man! He pulls her by the hair and punches her because he is shitty and thinks money is the only thing in the world that matters!
Hey, Dip, did you see that paveman out there threaten to put an icepick in my neck because I was hangin' out with his wife?!
by anti-jack March 20, 2005
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chasing pavements

The act of contracting the bowel muscles trying to defecate during anal sex, the partner withdrawing a few times allowing partial defecation and ejaculating while performing fellatio tasting your own shit.
They were chasing pavements shifting roles all night, look how the bed sheets are stained with sperm and feces.
by slickidiot November 13, 2011
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Pavement Snake

by vinnoi March 27, 2008
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peemergency

After 5 hours in the car and a super big gulp, I was having a peemergency.
by JavaJaneOhio December 2, 2010
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chasing pavements

The act of twirling one's finger around in another person's pubic hair in a circular motion, causing the pubic hair to be knotted tightly around the index finger.
Jenny spent the night chasing pavements with Ronny until the sun came up.
by Theonewithoutaname October 10, 2013
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Preemptive Text

A text message that is sent to someone under the assumption that you know that they're going to text you. Commonly used with tech-deficient family members who take forever to answer text messages.
I sent a Preemptive Text to my mother to inform her that i was driving home, because I knew she was gonna ask where i was.
by Musculoso March 1, 2010
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