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New Mexico Pace Car

A New Mexico Pace Car is the act of sitting with your buttocks above your head (preferably on a wall at a 45° angle) and pooping onto the front of yourself. The goal of the New Mexico Pace Car is to outrun your excrement before it slides into your mouth using your penis as a shift knob.
Co-Worker 1: "Hey man, what'd you do this weekend?"

Co-Worker 2: "Well, I figured since it was the anniversary of my divorce I'd celebrate by giving myself a New Mexico Pace Car and watching re-runs of M.A.S.H."
by MygrantGlassCo June 19, 2015
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pacoed

To be 'pacoed' is to be in the presence of someone who has just made a completely unintelligible statement, resulting in your confusion and complete lack of understanding.

Also, 'pacoed' refers to a state of complete pointlessness.
Ravi was left 'pacoed' after Richard had called him at work. Again.
by ArsenalArmada January 4, 2008
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body packer

A person who attempts to smuggle drugs (cocaine, heroine, meth etc.) by swallowing balloons, condoms, and latex gloves and recover them from a bowel movement.
In Locked Up Abroad, Mark Knowles is considered a body packer, he swallowed 67 condoms filled with cocaine.
by Lena-Scarlette Katrina October 15, 2008
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Pache

a Passionate, feisty person. a pache is someone who loves to be around people and loves themselves, weather they admit it or not
Person 1: wow that girl is so feisty
Person 2: she's such a pache
by lil.Mal January 17, 2011
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Black Packed

Used to describe the first time a woman has sex with a black man.
Josh : Yo did you see the way Kimmy was walking today? What happened to her?

Matt : Oh man! You didn't hear? Last night at the party Kimmy got Black Packed!

Josh : OH SHIT!
by TheReelDeel April 12, 2011
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Charlie Pace

The best thing on the Lostisland ever!!!

A drug-addled washed up one-hit-wonder.

Overcame a heroin addiction with the help of John Locke

RIP.
Charlie Pace- * Not Pennys Boat *
by Laurenislost14 October 16, 2008
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