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pug in my pond

a short ugly dick in my vagina. see defintion #2 pond
The guy at the bar looked pretty hot but the 'pug in my pond' that night was less than memorable.
by p0nk October 1, 2007
mugGet the pug in my pondmug.

pug smuggler 2

actively engaging in the five-finger discount of such brittish pug dogs.- Said dogs may flatulate, and stiffen upon tresspass
"Yo, Tyrome, Muthafucka Cecil Stole ma d' to the a to the w-g.
by ty cob August 30, 2005
mugGet the pug smuggler 2mug.

Orate x pugs x whoz x invest x lil gamer x everyone else lol

A day where everyone in the apoc community turns gay and have some rough sexual intercourse. Common slangs used in this day is "hop on crim" or "hop on apoc". This day can only be celebrated at December 2nd.
"Happy Orate x pugs x whoz x invest x lil gamer x everyone else lol everyone!"
"You too! wanna hop on crim?"
by pussy nigga balls November 28, 2021
mugGet the Orate x pugs x whoz x invest x lil gamer x everyone else lolmug.

maggie the pug

Maggie is the cutest doggo in the freaking world
I just got Maggie the pug today and I am IN LOVE like she is SOOO FREAKING ADORABLE!!
by Jayce_is_gay June 10, 2022
mugGet the maggie the pugmug.

Pug Sneeze

Noun: The act of ejaculating in a person's ass. The receiving person then places their anus close to the other person's face as possible and farts. The effect is very similar to when a pug sneezes in your face.
Dude, that girl from class totally pug sneezed all over me last night.
by PuggyCook February 14, 2013
mugGet the Pug Sneezemug.

pink pug

shovel loving screaming pink pugs frolic in pits for help (in memory of Pink Pug 31, whose life was cherished by 45 other pink pugs. Especially one shovel loving Pink Pug, Pink Pug number 5. Every time Pink Pug 31 screamed for help, pink pug number 5 was always there with a shovel to help. Pink pug 31 will always be remembered in our hearts, and screams. He never failed to be the light in our darkness. Even when he fell into the dark pit and didn’t leave alive. We also applaud Pink Pug #5 for digging Pink pug #31 out of the pit. He also.. dug #31’s grave. We will miss him, cherish him, and scream for him even when he’s in the after life. Pink Pugs rise forever.)
"You're so pink!" person 1 says. "What?" replies person 2. "You're a pink pug!" person 1 shouts!
by pinkpug31 February 16, 2024
mugGet the pink pugmug.

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