pug in my pond

a short ugly dick in my vagina. see defintion #2 pond

The guy at the bar looked pretty hot but the 'pug in my pond' that night was less than memorable.

by p0nk October 1, 2007

Pug Dog Thing

I should be doing my homework but i'm writing this instead :)

Wow I love that Pug Dog Thing

by Wassup bitchessss January 11, 2020

pug smuggler 2

actively engaging in the five-finger discount of such brittish pug dogs.- Said dogs may flatulate, and stiffen upon tresspass

"Yo, Tyrome, Muthafucka Cecil Stole ma d' to the a to the w-g.

by ty cob August 30, 2005

Orate x pugs x whoz x invest x lil gamer x everyone else lol

A day where everyone in the apoc community turns gay and have some rough sexual intercourse. Common slangs used in this day is "hop on crim" or "hop on apoc". This day can only be celebrated at December 2nd.

"Happy Orate x pugs x whoz x invest x lil gamer x everyone else lol everyone!"
"You too! wanna hop on crim?"

by pussy nigga balls November 28, 2021

pug the dog

To finish one's drink at the pub and go home to give the wife a shag. Used when a) one is full up with beer or b) one has run out of beer tokens.

Bloody hell man! I've run out of beer tokens. I will just have to go home and pug the dog unless you can give me a sub?

by PCPuss June 30, 2009

jacking the pug

1.to masterbate profoundly
2. to steal a small but rare dog ( not really )

i walked in on Bradley'O jacking the pug it was gross

by ThePatrickEscape March 3, 2009

Pug Sneeze

Noun: The act of ejaculating in a person's ass. The receiving person then places their anus close to the other person's face as possible and farts. The effect is very similar to when a pug sneezes in your face.

Dude, that girl from class totally pug sneezed all over me last night.

by PuggyCook February 14, 2013