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pretendemic

1. A common and known virus used to scare a country/world of people into compliance.
2. The means by which ones government gains total and unquestioned control.
3. A made up reason a country's ruler's make believe is a reality so as to cause fear and segregation by the masses.

4. Control over all things.
5. The end of all freedoms.
6. The slavery of you children that is brought about by you week minded and sheer lack of will to stand up against tyranny.

7. The fault of each and every one of us.
Social distance is a direct result of our current pretendemic.
by Diecktag October 31, 2020
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Pretendian

Any white person claiming to be Native American but has no ties to the culture or ethnic groups. Another term meaning the same thing would be 5$ Indian.
White Guy: My grandmother was an Aztec princess you can tell by my cheekbones and the stories she told me.

Any Sensible Person: You’re a pretendian.
by nomorepretendians February 21, 2023
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Pertenda

1)A Fake, A Fraud, A Wannabe, A paper Champion
"yo he a ture pertenda"
by J.E. Finney August 11, 2009
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Pretenvy

When you pretend to be envious of someone elses situation just so they will stfu about it. It can also be used to show support.
I hit matt with some pretenvy so he wouldnt feel bad about how he "scored" with that cow last night.

I used to pretenvy to get laura to shut the the f up about her honey moon to Jamaica and her 8 carat engagement ring.
by Lilbigdickbutt April 6, 2016
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Pretentionitis

To be suffering from trying to seem more important or significant than you really are. Similar to pretentious
Person 1: Is Peter coming to the party later?
Person 2: Na'h, he 's got pretentionitis and he's being a dick lately.
by SneakySsssssss February 13, 2018
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Pretendo

The game system that a small child is *actually* playing, as opposed to one that they *think* they are playing, when you give them a controller that is not connected to anything.
Player 1: Jane, come over and we can gank some scrubs on Call of Duty!
Player 2: I don't think so Wendy, your kid gets upset when she doesn't get to play.
Player 1: Don't worry about that, she's like, 4. I can just let her hold a spare controller and she can play the pretendo!
by Chef Dionysus2 November 16, 2013
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pretendous

(adj) Ridiculously expensive

Comes from a word used on homestarrunner.com.
"This electricity bill is pretendous!" - the King of Town
by aaronak November 7, 2004
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