pouring a mermaid into the void

Colloquialism for "this/that doesn't make any sense"

Jordan be pouring a mermaid into the void tryn'a explain modernism to his 9-year-old.

by carnefox October 9, 2020

pour me up

to pour the person who said the term an alcoholic beverage.

Hey bro go in the kitchen and pour me up.

by carebearsie February 14, 2023

pour cement

Basically, code word for getting a guy hard. Associated with pouring cement, as cement becomes hard, (duh) and is useful to use when talking around family or innocent friends.

Girl: Hey, do you have and tips and tricks on helping me pour cement?
Girl 2: Girl, just get your man some Viagra, unless you wanna go try some weird natural remedy.

by HentaiNoodle January 8, 2017

pour water out of the ears

To let out a lot of empty irrelevant talk

The gas bag did nothing but pour water out of the ears throughout the interview.

by r-p-n December 6, 2013

The Pours

People of lower economic standing (being pour) who drive gen 1 or "Juan" Raptors, or who can't afford real Raptors so they put fraptor grilles on their XLTs.

Look at Timmy being a pour again, putting a fraptor grille on his 2003 XLT.

I see the pours are at it again.

by Vlad 8====0 May 7, 2021

Montana pour

The technique of pouring a beer and not tilting the glass, in order to get a beer that’s mostly foam.

I really gotta buy some huge drinking glasses so a full Heineken fits when I want to do a Montana pour.

by BigAl1996 November 26, 2023

pour-play

This is the time/effort spent pouring alcohol for your date, spouse or bar fly with the hope that you'll be gettin' it on later!

1. I spent 2 hours and $100 in pour-play before my date finally thought I was hot enough to go to my place.
2. Nothing like a little pour-play to encourage the fore-play!

by hawesome1 September 12, 2016