plonkerdonker

A person who thinks all the time

"Pete is such a plonkerdonker"

by Callan Marnell February 10, 2021

Plonker

someone who takes a shit but it's a single splash kn the toilet

karl's a plonker

by two door sedan May 12, 2021

Plonker

A person who has no idea what they are doing, someone completely oblivious to the fact they are doing something extremely stupid.
also, it's fun to say, so it's a great way to insult your friends.

Oh my god, how did you just die from that?! You're a total plonker!

by Aotnigci June 14, 2021

plonked

when someone is just super shwasted

dude she drank so much she was so plonked

by mommymckee July 14, 2021

Plancer

Plant-cancer

“Why are all my plants sad and lumpy?”

“That sounds like plancer”

by dark pit simp August 9, 2021

pconcept

A very common virus found on the internet, it will attempt to completely destroy your hardware. Beware !

I installed Pconcept, my Pc's dead

by Arnours November 22, 2021

Plonck Knob

When an individual is behaving in a manner of stupidity, especially in the northern hemisphere.

When the three of you are cosied up on the sofa and one of you sees a jumper with holes in it.

“You plonck knob!”

by Richard Branson fan club December 17, 2021