played myself

Screw things up for yourself. Let yourself down. Betray yourself by acting in a way that's opposite to your own interests or (conscious) intentions.

The Amy Winehouse song "Tears dry on their owm":

"Yeah, I played myself again, should just be my own best friend, not fuck myself in the head with stupid men"

by multi-wall July 01, 2008

play war

to perform oral sex

Guy: Hey, wanna play war?
Girl: Hows that?
Guy: I'll lay down on the ground while you blow the hell outa me!

by aaron June 07, 2004

play army

To preform oral sex on a male while he holds a salute.

From Tripping the Rift:

Chode: You wanna play army?
Big breasted TV reporter: How do you play that?
Chode: I salute and you blow the hell outta me.

by Kristy O. May 23, 2008

playing doctor

Toddlers explore their own and each others' genitals.

They call this game "playing doctor", probably since at the doctor they've had routine examinations of their private parts.

Adults use the phrase as a "cutesy" way to say "sex".

"Man you look tired!"

"Yeah Robin and I were up all night playing doctor."

by Mister Literal June 07, 2004

Playing House

When a young, unmarried couple buys a residence together with the hope of living out their dreams of an ideal home life. In most instances, the immaturity of the young couple and harsh reality of their home life soon sets in, causing a stress related failure of the relationship.

Prior to the sexual revolution of the 1960's, playing house before marriage was a social taboo.

Girl 1: Did you hear Jen and Mark broke up?
Girl 2: Really?
Girl 1: Yeah, she's living back at her Mom's house.
Girl 2: Well, that's what she gets for trying to play house at age 22

by Cato_ June 05, 2013

fair play

Another form of saying "good job." Irish slang.

That's a great idea, fair play to you man.

by Danny Crinion February 07, 2005

Playing Halo

Hot and dirty sex, without constraint or the least acquiesance to established rules of civility; equivocally the act of indulging in one another's bodies for sexual pleausure, all under the pretense of playing a popular video game

M: Did you see Trevor and Dustin playing Halo last night?

B: Unfortunately! Oh, my eyes...

by Matthew Nomas February 15, 2008