The Picnic

When you and three friends all insert one end of a tablecloth firmly into your anus, and then spread it evenly apart so that the cloth is taut. You then have a fourth friend gently rest their nutsack or breasts onto the tablecloth. Bon appetit!

Me and my friends all got together to do The Picnic and it was an amazing bonding experience!

by Space Moose June 22, 2019

cemetery picnic

To engage in a sexual act with another living human being in a morbid setting such as a cemetery.

"I met her in the graveyard and we had a cemetery picnic..."

by Ladd Smith November 3, 2007

Tijuana Picnic

When two people, upon realizing that continuing a night out with drunken psychopath(s) could turn into a murderous nightmare, much like the city of Tijuana, abandon said psychopath(s) to embark on a far less dangerous, yet highly enjoyable experience, much like a picnic. This term is particularly relevant when the name of the bar to which said two people escape is called Tijuana Picnic, and even more so when said two people order tequila at this bar, even if they don’t drink it.

We were pretty sure we would die if we stayed with Aadhar as he berated our cab driver with racial slurs at 2 AM, so we just ended up pulling a Tijuana Picnic.

by foshololo March 28, 2015

the forbidden picnic

a sexual act pioneered by Conan O'Brien and Andy Richter in which two men hold a third partner betwixt the two, suspended from their erect penises, and begin to cartwheel simultaneously in the same direction.

Hey man, did you see that picture of Conan O'Brien and Andy Richter giving Max Weinberg The Forbidden Picnic?

by sconniestyle September 8, 2011

Nigerian Picnic

When I the woman fills her vagina with jelly and the man covers his penis with peanut butter. Then after they finish screwing the PB & J is scooped out onto bread and eaten.

-Dude im so horny rite now, i could totally go for a Nigerian Picnic

by wooden_didlos_at_camp July 12, 2010

Tijuana Picnic

A Tijuana Picnic is where everybody in the house has diarrhea, but there’s not enough toilets to accommodate everyone all at once; therefore, half the family has to use the backyard.

About an hour after a spicy dinner at a questionable taco truck, we had a Tijuana Picnic when we got home.

by BKMantova September 30, 2018

Tijuana Picnic

An orgy in which two or more members are given a Tijuana Doughnut.

I heard last night that Timmy went to a Tijuana picnic!

by grumblekeix February 5, 2009