Pesto Manifesto

(n.) a mindset affecting young or inexperienced cooks, causing them to believe dumping pesto onto pasta is the only way to make a dinner.

Generally college-aged males. Sufferers tend to believe they are stellar cooks who can transport any guest that comes for dinner directly to Northwest Italy. In rare cases, develop "manifestos" about how pesto will unite nations and solve poverty.

No cure.

As a third date, Jen went over to Dylan's for dinner and learned he suffered from Pesto Manifesto.

by nolandc September 20, 2019

pestdestrian

Someone who, when walking, gets in the way of your car causing you a mild inconvenience.

"Wow, look at how long this guy is taking to cross the street, what a pestdestrian"

by Tyclone September 23, 2019

Pestimistic

Same as being a pessimist but being a real bitch about it. Aka pest

Karen is being very pestimistic about getting caught smoking

by Prenouncer September 24, 2019

pestoodle

When the pesticides you ingested mess your stool.

Fuck dude, I'm getting pestoodled again from that glyphosate!

by leedleman November 23, 2019

pestimony

Any type of testimony that is either given in a court of law, or possible testimony that is uttered to someone, solely to pester or intimidate a person. Can also refer to testimony that is later proven invalid or false.

I am so glad to hear that the court case was dropped, due to an overwhelming amount of pestimony that was discovered by the judge and jury.

by Detective Wizard November 4, 2019

Pestini

Traditional vodka martini flavoured with basil leaf essence and pine nut oil. Also called a Pesto Martini.

I'll have a pestini please, shaken not stirred.

by Rob Seeker December 28, 2020

peşte

Peşte is a bombardier that takes girls off the border for prostitution, he usally has a black bmw e46, and vagabond clothes.

David : Where is my girlfriend?
Rafael : Face bani frumoşi afară.
Costi : You're such a peşte Rafael.

by pippen tatal vostru March 13, 2021