Jan Peacock

Jan Peacock is an elderly woman who bullies people on twitter, from her tablet, in the nursing home. She is on everyone’s shit list.

Guy 1: Did you see that grandma bullying people on twitter?

Guy 2: No, show me.

Guy 1: *Shows guy 2 elderly woman’s tweet*

Guy 2: Fuck, someone call the nursing home and tell them to take Jan Peacocks tablet away.

by dingdonguropinioniswrong October 6, 2019

negro peacock

A black penis, usually had by overweight black females.

All these people on these stairs can suck my negro peacock.

by AmethystRemnant December 14, 2017

Peacocking

Male wearing long shirt and leggings to give possible mate(s) a "peek" at his genitalia.

Peacocking is generally frowned upon whether your unit is worthy of such robust attention or not.

by icunthearyou December 19, 2017

Peacock

In Australia, often at music festivals (usually end), a peacock is a guy who walks around shirtless showing off to get womens attractions. They are complete selfish douches and couldn't care about anyone else but themselves and the slutty women around them.

"I might not go to stereosonics this year. Last time I went, I got thrown up on by some douche peacock. Yeah, it's infested with peacocks, ugh"

by Zarshary November 8, 2017

indigo peacock

It's a backyard chicken.

Look at that Indigo Peacock!

by Dankmemesandsoakeddreams April 20, 2018

Injured Peacock

The person, or people, in the office who, like a literally injured peacock, make a lot of noise and ruffle alllll their feathers (and yours too) to give the illusion of being ~super~ productive, but actually achieving fuck all.

Person 1: Wow, that Dale has been racing about on the phone all day! He looks super busy!
Person 2: Um no, he's an Injured Peacock; making all the noise and flapping about the place but not actually doing anything.

by Suburban_mo May 23, 2016

bloated peacock

A clueless pretentious arrogant person who is in love with themselves.
They are kind of like the emperor parading around with no clothes on.

Sheep sometimes follow them along, blindly worshiping their every move.

The spiritual leader strutted around the stage like the bloated peacock he is, while his followers sang his praises.

by 3dsg January 16, 2018