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ham in the oven 

Having to release a huge amount of gas from one's anus.
"you should role down the windows; I have a ham in the oven"
ham in the oven by smashley p December 15, 2013

Toaster Oven 

When a gay woman has sexual relations with a straight girl.
Tina did a toaster oven on Alyson at last nights slumber party.
Toaster Oven by keyzersoze August 5, 2009

convection oven 

the act of farting while driving a car with your family or friends, then locking out the windows so no one can get fresh air, then turning the air con to RECIRC so they can enjoy the malodorous effluvium over and over
George was driving his family home from Friday fish fry ona hot summer night and cut one in the car. He then convection ovened his family by disabling the windows.
convection oven by kreinke June 22, 2009

Canuck Oven

Similar to Dutch oven, but with the Canadian twist of wearing a snow suit. This unfortunate event occurs when you pass gas while wearing a snow suit and the odours waft up the suit right into your face.
The other day while I was running after the puck while playing street hockey I canuck ovened myself. It was gross cuz we ate poutines for lunch that day.
Canuck Oven by chantz0007 January 24, 2012

slut -oven 

slut -oven; a vulger term for the vaginia of a whore
slut -oven ; I would never stick my dick in her slut -oven
slut -oven by dice562 September 7, 2007

Dutch Oven Alarm Clock 

when someone dutch ovens someone else, but while they are asleep and it smells so bad that they wake up gagging and gasping for air and have to stick their nose and mouth out of the blanket to be able to breathe and not suffocate in the horrid smell.
Greg dutch oven alarm clocked Shanaynay earlier this morning to wake her up for work.