Ontario

The Florida of Canada.

Originally land stolen from the Anishinaabeg, Iroquois, and Inuit peoples of North America, Ontario is now notorious for being overly expensive, dangerous, and exclusive towards its inhabitants.

Racism, classism, never-ending construction work and high death rates are insanely high.

Person 1: "We're heading over to Ontario, eh?"
Person 2: "Fuck."

by PazWasHere June 6, 2023

Ontanym

Ontanym (noun): A term coined in jest to depict the humorous and exaggerated mangling or mispronunciation of a complex word, often employed as a playful commentary on linguistic challenges or verbal missteps.

He made that word into an Ontanym. He absolutely mangled it.

by ObliberTheGreat January 3, 2024

Ontario Place

I'm very excited for Doug Ford to build the mega spa. I have my friend Leon who really wants to see the construction of the Ontario Place Mega Spa. He told me he absolutely regretted donating to a charity organization that advocates stopping the mega spa construction. I agree!

I haven't been into spas, but Therme Canada will do a fantastic job with the spa. Leon has told me he is even became a huge Doug Ford supporter and he's rooting for Doug Ford in the next provincial election in 2026. I agree with Leon 100%! While you're at it Doug Ford, build that 403 as well!

Ontario Place For The Mega Spa!

by DestroyOntarioPlaceBuildTheSpa January 8, 2024

Ontano

The best restaurant in Northallerton

(Ontano Lounge)

Have you been to Ontano Lounge? It’s the best Resturant in North Yorkshire!

by ginger adonis September 23, 2025

Ontario Jet ski

While doing doggie style you must grab the woman's arms to move as if steering a jet ski. Adding to the experience you must now only refer to her as Robin Sherbatsky and frequently offering maple syrup for lube.

My buddy took this chick ice fishing, and they hit the Ontario Jet Ski, but She got frost bite on her titties.

by Barney legend dairy Stenson November 29, 2025

Comber Ontario

In comber if your not riding your tractor or lawn mower to the beer store, then your with the CSH girls ;) This is such a hick town it's not even right. These kids can party though, behind the public school. LOL

"Don't you wish you lived in Comber Ontario, with those 3 CSH girls, and you could always ride your tractor around town?"

Yeah man, that'd be awesome. Get my dick stroked for $6

by NYVESOLOL October 22, 2012

essex ontario

stupid ass town 20 minutes away from windsor. we have about 7 different pizza places but not a single walmart.

“where do you live”
“essex ontario”
“ew fuck off hoe”

by uhhhhhidkkk September 23, 2021