Dave: I used the duct tape but it still wont work.
Steve: I see the problem, use more tape.
Dave: Wow, thanks Steve!
Steve: I see the problem, use more tape.
Dave: Wow, thanks Steve!
by C.Sherlock April 19, 2007
Def.1: Used in response to one is who over expressive and needs to be brought back to baseline. Akin to having a massive boner in public when totally inappropriate - one should tape that boner against their waist or belly (depending on length).
"Dude, grab some dick tape and calm the fuck down."
"Dude, grab some dick tape and calm the fuck down."
Def.2 : Similarly to definition 1, When a woman is over zealous, she must tape a dildo on and achieve orgasm to calm down. "Grab some dick tape, strap it in, and take a step back, girlfriend."
by Horpel Krufkin September 28, 2016
Adhesive tape stragically placed to support naturally sagging breasts. Frequently used by female fashion models and wannabees to make their love pillows appear as perky as the the day they first noticed they had them.
"Hey Heidi, where's the tit tape? I can't go out there with these spaniel's ears" "I don't know Laetitia, I think Naomi used it all"
by Don Jimenez September 29, 2006
Tape used to Secure things EXtremely well. S.EX. Tape. Endorsed by a world famous actor who created the brand Eva Mendes Sex Tape.
1. Dude my pole split in half!
2. It's okay I have sex tape, your pole will be as good as new in no time.
2. It's okay I have sex tape, your pole will be as good as new in no time.
by skinny spartan April 02, 2011
by Finalesfunklern May 20, 2011
A sex tape, fuck film, or any other word pairings that are synonymous with the previous word pairings.
D.O.: Yo dawg you see that R. Kelly booty tape yet?
Mistah Ded: Yeah man that shit was some fucked up bidness.
D.O.: Word.
Mistah Ded: Yeah man that shit was some fucked up bidness.
D.O.: Word.
by Muzak March 11, 2008
I was jacking off to a boomba tape
by Jacob Plan June 06, 2008