Step bean

Your best friend who makes sexual jokes and you pretend like you're gay or lesbian with. Usually they have a round head, not in an offensive way.

Friend one (no specific gender): Hey Step bean.
Friend two (same gender as friend one): Hey, wanna smash?!
Friend one: Oh yeah! So bad!

Both (After they are done for now): What a funny joke!

by Daddy Potato 🥔 123764 June 17, 2021

step murder

When you Jack-off on to the floor or street then stomp on it thus killing millions of innocent people!

Man, that guy was so fucked up He dropped his pants and committed a Step Murder!

by Dawnrazor December 4, 2018

Stepping Up

Used to describe a needed increase

"Alex is really stepping up her game."
"Step up and be a man."

by JWeezy July 25, 2008

Lego stepping

Leggo stepping is one of the most painful processes on this earth. If it lodges directly into your foot then you will probably curse everyone you've ever known.

lego stepping is like stepping on a nail. Yeah! That bad!

by I hate legos! March 20, 2012

Step-Mom

A woman whom has stepped into your life without caution and once she's been fucking around with your dad for about 2 weeks she thinks she owns him and wants you out of the picture. Basically, a fucking step mom is a wannabe mom, bitch, whore and someone who wants YOU out of the picture, and this cunt always gets her way...

Daughter: Daddy can I have some ice cream?
Dad: Um, I gues--
Step-Mom (Dad's Girlfriend): HELL NO!!!!!! YOUR FAT ENOUGH AS IT IS YOU LIL BTCH CUNT WHORE!!!

by Kate<3'sMr.Mathers April 4, 2012

step parent

A step parent is someone who assumes the role of parent, is married to one of the biological parents, and is not a biological parent. Sometimes this person is more of a parent to the child than the biological parent, sometimes this person is not.

My biological dad's fourth wife is my step mother. The guy I call dad is my biological mother's second husband.

by taraneh October 19, 2004

step parent

someone who trys to act like you real parent. They treat you like trash most of the time. You other parent (the one that remarried)does not care how this person treats you.

My step-parent trys to act like his is my real dad, but he is a nothing but a no good asshole

by Lisa October 10, 2004