Wisdom Root

The Cannabis plant- The source of all wisdom and the root to true, natural enlightenment.

Yuh stressin'? All ya need is to puff the wisdom root fuh natural, pure relaxation...Jah Bless.

by Rastafari I and I September 15, 2009

Chocolate root

A black dick!

Damn.... Mason check out that chocolate root!

by Brettwads August 12, 2017

Root fart

A large fart that comes after a series of smaller farts; The epicenter of one's flatus.

Roommate #1: Dude, will you please stop farting? The whole living room smells like your ass.

Roommate #2: I've already told you, I'm waiting to get out this root fart and it will all be over. If I try to force it it will only embed it's roots deeper within my bowels.

Roommate #1: You're out of your mind, you know that, right?

by Wsinger3465 September 2, 2016

gag on this root

When someone makes you angry or just joking you say how about you gag on this root or also suck on this bird.

Bob: Your so stupid I swear
Brett:You can gag on this root

by Creator of gag on this root January 18, 2017

The Point of Root

The point of root is when one is at a point where there actions could not be any looser

Jim: Oi cunt look at that tradie over there, i think he has hit the point of root
Rod: Fucken oath he has, he's rootin a dead squirrel while taking a fat BOG down some poor cunts throat

by LooseOath from round the corna June 4, 2019

bombay root

A tremendously loud and stinky fart.

When he broke wind, he farted so loud, long, and stinky I gagged and the Windows rattled. I asked him, "What was that?" He answered, "That Sir, was a Bombay Root."

by NubtheSquirrel May 31, 2016

slippery root

a perso who is lacking the abilatie to stay in one place for more than a hour

OMG that person is such a slippery root

by you dont know me November 6, 2004