benching 50

When you're so tired that your eyelids feel like their benching 50kg just to stay open.

1: Dude, I'm so tired.
2: You benching 50?
1: Yeah.

by Definately. March 06, 2005

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bench player

a substitute player.

The football team has only two bench players.

by uttam maharjan August 30, 2010

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T-Bench

The Friends gang sit on their couch in Central Perk drinking coffee, however we dont drink coffee so we sit on a T-Bench in full view of the playground, drinking our Tea out of a thermos.

Oh look, theres the Tea-Girls sitting on the T-Bench!

by essexgal June 02, 2004

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WET BENCHING

To get bottom area of your clothing covered in bodily fluids whilst engaging in homosexual activity...like youve sat on a freshly painted wet bench

Terry hooked up with a couple of handsome guys the other gonna cost him a fortune in dry cleaning serious wet benching

by naylor1979 November 10, 2010

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bench fucking

Much like bench racing (i.e. estimating how one's car will kick another's car's ass, based purely on horsepower and feel of said cars; often done while kickin' back a few brews with your bros), bench fucking includes, but is not limited to, drooling over/ogling a girl/woman and relating to your friends what you would do to her or whether you would even consider taking her out. Can also be used with innuendos (I'd like to check under her hood!)

Vinny: "Man, check out that fine honey over there!"
Pauly: "Damn son! I'd like to give her a pearl necklace and probe her holes!"
Tony: "You two need to quit bench fucking chicks and actually get some pussy!"

by thejewishcarguy October 06, 2011

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