Balloon head course

Balloon head course: a course of study, usually required continuing education, that requires little effort.

I have a balloon head course, it will meet your requirements and you do the minimum.

by Brigid too October 29, 2023

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Dogtacle Course

The path through a group of sleeping dogs.

I had to negotiate the dogtacle course on my way to the bathroom in the middle of the night.

by Guardian301 January 5, 2019

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A Turkey on a Golf Course is when you unzip your pants and take your balls out, leaving your dick inside your pants. This usually occurs after someone has either failed miserably at the round, or has done very well.

"Hey John, look! There's a Turkey on a Golf Course!"
"Dude put your balls away, someone will see them."

by Gary23 October 22, 2022

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crash course film

a film or television series (such as the film and show Crash) in which multiple stories are told through different viewpoints, usually an overused concept found in many movies and shows

The movie Love, Actually is a crash course film because it shows the stories of different individuals

by Mister_E January 2, 2010

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Dickgility course

Like a dogs agility course, women must learn to bob and weave around upright poles shaped like penises to help them avoid dickheads in everyday life.

Come learn the sport of weaving your way through a life full of dickheads, aka my dickgility course.

by Illyena January 25, 2025

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course-grain vaginosis

Technical sounding term for "Sand in the vagina".

Should be used by medical personnel when referring to people that overreact to minor injuries.

Patient: "I have this cut on my chin and it really hurts. I want to go to the hospital."
Medic to EMT: "Sounds like an acute case of course-grain vaginosis."
EMT: "Copy that, I'll get a shovel."

by Bajingo Dingo August 15, 2011

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