Iam "I have no sense of 'object permanence' which causes me to struggle to pick favorites. This would explain why my 'axiomatic framwork of perception' isn't hierarchical. It's like a timeline or something. Most things are just... Conceptually adjacent to me."
by Hym Iam July 30, 2023
A pretentious and usually insulting or moralizing way for self-absorbed, pseudointellectual people to say "an example to live by."
That douchebag professor just flunked me for plagerizing my paper. He said "Let your failure be an object lesson for your future efforts to decieve."
by g-worder October 26, 2016
A statement made using the word “objective” while simultaneously being completely subjective and inaccurate. Most cases include alarmingly cold takes, and shockingly one sided bias with no factual grounds to make the claim.
Objectively speaking, the 9th round is the best round to take a QB” Tyler stated with blind confidence
“Oh no you claimed to be objective, yet you used Maglione objective instead. Not only are you wrong, you’re stuck trying to sell how good Jared Goff is all year because no one wants to trade for that dogshit player”
“Oh no you claimed to be objective, yet you used Maglione objective instead. Not only are you wrong, you’re stuck trying to sell how good Jared Goff is all year because no one wants to trade for that dogshit player”
by Tyler Maglione August 18, 2022
A scaled designed to objectively view every game ever. Every game played has a chance to do, to some degree of success or failure, anything that a video game can. The scale is designed to encompass everything a video game is capable of offering its player or players. Higher scores mean the game offered more. Lower meaning they offered less. You can choose two games for comparison at your leisure. EX: Castlevania: Symphony of the Night 9.067/10
by LuciP December 21, 2017
Hym " 'I think... objectively' makes that sentence an oxymoron Charlie. It's not a thought for me, Charlie. I am."
by Hym Iam June 10, 2025
you are a "object"
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some stupid women : OMG YOUR SOO MAD IM GONNA POST THIS BTW HIT ME SO I CAN CRY AND SHOW TO MY FANS WHAT A BAD PERSON YOU ARE YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR A WALLET YOU SICK FUCK
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