the one eyed wonder worm

penis, schlang, trouser snake, dick, your magic stick of pleasure.

George Carlin uses this expression in his stand up. Download it, it is called the incomplete list of insults or something rather like that.

by Jeff May 13, 2005

The one eyed yogurt flinger.

The erect male sex organ.

She waited in great anticipation for the eruption of the one eyed yogurt flinger.

by Cevin December 10, 2007

one eyed monster worm

a very large gnarly cock

little timmy used his one eyed monster worm to plow a furrow in little suzy's back pasture

by merryprankster1963 March 12, 2007

one eyed pirate

Dick hound. Girl out for your weenie.

Don't bother gettin serious bout her man, she a one eyed pirate.

by McGyver March 17, 2007

one eyed poker face

while receiving oral sex the male ,just before orgasm, will swiftly jerk his penis from the womens mouth and poke her in the right eye with it then when she screams shove his penis balls deep down her throat and ejaculate.

dave felt his balls tremble with excitment so he ripped his swollen pecker from sallys mouth and jabbed her right eye with it. sally screamed in pain only to be gaged by daves monster meat. laughing dave said " and thats why they called him 'one eyed poker face'."

by JonSyn November 14, 2009

One-eyed Flesh Weasel

The One-eyed Flesh Weasel is a very common beast. It is found hidden in a Forest of Hairs. They come in different shapes and sizes. Some are like penis other like sausages and other are like pizza pans. When they become to excited they become really tall. Some are reported to get as tall as 12 inches. If you get the One-eyed Flesh Weasel to excited to will spilt white fluid at you and make you wet and sticky.

Man 1- Dude some over here i think i found an One-eyed Flesh Weasel

Man 2- No way let me see

Man 1- Be careful dont get it excited

Man 2- OH MY GOD LOOK AT IT

Man 1- dude stop yelling you going to get it excited

Man 2- HOW CAN I NOT YELL IT LOOKS LIKE A DI......

Man 2- Oh god it got me wet and sticky

Man 1- Me to I told you not to yell

by chef suckmyballs February 25, 2010

one eyed liver digger

the long piece of meat hanging between a mans legs

i revealed my one eyed liver digger an she gasped with delight mmmmmmm

by beasty boy January 26, 2006