blocking the plate

When you only get to third base because she's dick tease.

I was gonna score but she was blocking the plate.

by Taint Blocker June 1, 2017

plate-egg

A childish term for a fried egg, as popularised by the famous street linguist Alison Johnson.

"I want a plate-egg."

by Pimp-daddy D January 11, 2007

Hossing plate

Playing frizbee with the boys

My Girl: what are you doing right now?

Me: Hossing Plate

My Girl: what????

Me: ???

by Saggytit69 August 9, 2021

Spaghetti Plate

In information technology (IT), a server rack that has had no cable management performed, resulting in a tangled mess of network cables, power cables, and cross-connect cables. A particularly bad spaghetti plate can result in servers overheating from a lack of airflow due to cables blocking their fans.

"When you installed the servers in this rack, why didn't you zip-tie all the network cables together? You've got a real spaghetti plate going on in here!"

by NeerDoWell53 August 8, 2019

inflated and plated

Term to define a parked vehicle that is technically not an eyesore. Stems from the minimum standard required to keep a vehicle in your driveway in Troy, Michigan. If all the tires are inflated and the car is plated, it meets the requirements of Chapter 82, Section 302.8 of the Troy Property Maintenance Code.

Dave's cars are far from collectors' pieces or even rough-around-the-edges daily drivers. Dave's more of an 'inflated and plated' kind of car owner.

by cytto August 11, 2020

Twat Plates

(noun, plural, Brit.) Personalised registration plates on a motor vehicle that suggest to everyone but the owner that the vehicle's occupants are twats, chumps, or under-endowed fuckwits with all the charm and sex appeal of a road accident.

Examples of 'twat plates':

A55 HO7E
N0 P3N15
5AGGY VA91NA

by Just_Tom September 11, 2010

cripple plate

A license plate which indicates that a vehicle is being operated by a cripple or is used for cripple transport. Most license plates will display the standard wheelchair symbol or the abbreviation 'DP' for disabled person.

"We're barely moving! The guy in front of me is driving like an idiot," said Jim.
"Well, you should've noticed the cripple plates on his car before you got behind him," responded his wife.

by MateoXDelgado February 4, 2014