tard nuke

A term coined by an aspien from Virginia were it is a low functioning special ed individual that weighs over 400lbs were if dropped it will contaminate an entire building depending on how many lbs with a form of radiation known as retardation
if exposed to will render any saidsaid individual in the vicinity retarded

guy 1 did you hear that 500lb tard nuke that farted in the special ed class the other day??
guy 2 yeah i got a notification on my phone about a gas leak at school from an unknown origin and i heard the hazmat team had to respond
guy 1 i can imagine the entire school got contaminated with retardation

by rayjay91 June 12, 2023

anal nuke

When you have to take such a massive shit, it tips your sphincter.

Ohhhh!!! I just got done with lunch at this burrito place, and now I feel an anal nuke coming on!!!

by Rajanabadooa December 17, 2017

Nuke Junkie

A country that takes nuclear warheads on lease from a nuke pusher.

The United Kingdom is a nuke junkie and is supplied nuclear warheads from a nuke pusher called USA.

by AnonDoxy July 9, 2018

Nuke Tamer

The Nuke Tamer in Krunker.io you need a thousand Nukes to purchase it from the black market.

Unsai: I like to be gay while wearing my nuke tamer.
Joe: coo

by NovaPvP September 15, 2020

Nuke Block

Like a cock block but worse. On Modern Warfare 2 when you're goin 18 and 0 and some doucher kills you.

LUKETHEGOAT: dude i'm gettin a nuke

DOUCHER: not i nuke block you

by LUKETHEGOAT July 15, 2010

Nuke Fart

When you fart is so loud and smelly it can be described as a nuke.

Mr Lababide, you just did a nuke fart, you nasty nutty boy

by Ronald Mcdonald 3rd November 21, 2019

Nuked the bathroom

When one had to defecate and the after effects smell as tho one had an animal crawl up there ass and die. Generally it smells like a rotting carcass.
Another name for blew up the bathroom.

Jon: "Holy mother of god, Don! Did a skunk crawl up your ass and die?"
Don: "Naw, Jon, i just nuked the bathroom."
Jon:"Dude, go light a match or use some air freshener or somthing. The smell damn near killed me!"

by Mishra October 5, 2016