Thunder Nugget

When you force a silver dollar size turd out of your bung hole that takes your breath away, and hits the water with a deep impact sound. Thus creating a few beads of sweat on your forehead, and causing the water to splash back directly into your butt hole.

This can also cause your feet to fall asleep while on the toilet.

I cant get off the toilet just yet. That Thunder Nugget caused my feet to go numb.

by Ice_Dibiase May 16, 2011

dick nugget

something you call your friend when he wakes up at 1:00 in the afternoon. Often it is a term that spontaneously slips the tongue because you cannot think of a better insult.

Friend: Damn, I slept till 1?
You: Yeah. What time did you think it would be? You've practically slept all day you dick nugget!

by fadsfdsfd February 2, 2008

goof nugget

Affectionate term for someone who has a habit of doing silly (and oftentimes, stupid) things.

See also, nut bunny.

Mom painted Dad's car pink just to get a rise out of him. She's such a goof nugget!

by Lina Blade June 14, 2004

Fuck Nugget

One who has no limbs and is used as a sex slave

I can't wait to try out my new fuck nugget!
Who needs a fuck buddy when you have a fuck nugget!

See fuck buddy

by fucknugget101 November 17, 2016

blubber nuggets

a chewy snack made of whale blubber. from the fairly odd parents. woohoo that show rocks!!!

"blubber nuggets...mmm...they're chewy!"

by Lydia July 20, 2004

Nuggeted

Where someone cuts off your arms and legs and leaves you in a field.

Jack: "What have you been up to?"
James: "Not much, I got nuggeted on the weekend"

by Noisievelt64 November 5, 2014

Purse Nuggets

A male that is pussy whipped or brow beat into submissive manhood by a female. Perceived to be as if his little man nuggets are being toted around in her purse and must receive permission just to get them out.

Hey Carl. Can you go out for a few beers tonight with the guys? Geeez I don’t know. I’ll have to talk to Rachel. You do that you fucking purse nuggets.

by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2018