nonceology

The study of nonces, and nonce-like behavior.

"What is this Noncelogical behaviour? You know Chris Hansen? Hes a Nonceologist who studies Nonceology"

by brischy March 14, 2020

Noncepot

Its just a ‘nonce’ with extra letters for a more dramatic effect. Used mainly when joking with friends of calling somebody an actual ‘nonce’.

Associated with noncey type behaviour.

Ahahah you actual ‘noncepot’😭🤣
Or
Clive is such a noncepot cba

by Hamble April 22, 2020

Nonce Punched

Phrase used to describe someone who gets beaten up by a Nonce. A way of describing someone who gets beaten up by a Paedophile

Used in the North Wales and North West region primarily

You're supposed to be a Boxing instructor but that guy has made you bleed! Cannot believe you got Nonce Punched

by BershamBackdoor August 23, 2020

nonclassified

A person who isn’t a simp in any way.

Nonclassifieds are usuallly just normal boys on the internet.

by SingleForeverTW November 2, 2020

nonce baguette

When a man or woman gets sexually aroused to children eating any bread products EG. bread,crumpets,naan ect

"i heard shes a right nonce baguette bit weird innit?"

by Mufti Olatunji March 28, 2021

noncitis

A terminal illness where a person displays the characteristics of a nonce. Early symptoms include following children and loitering near schools. Treatments for the disease include a life sentence and, in texas, the death sentence (can also be treated with panadol).

Dude, I think Leon has contracted noncitis, stay away from him! He got it from my dad.

by Noncitis November 8, 2021

nonce bo

a doom fan, or just in general, a demon nonce.

"tombo 10-16-18 is quite the nonce bo!"

by yddimsttam August 20, 2021