Tis what thy maiden proclaimed!

the way cool kids say thats what she said.

Unsuspecting Citizen - "Dude thats never gonna fit. you should try another entrance."

Robin Hood - "Tis what thy maiden proclaimed!"

Unsuspecting Citizen - "Dammit"

by This isnt real April 21, 2010

Iron Maiden fan

It’s ok if you’re an Iron Maiden fan as long as you know rush is light years better

I’m an Iron Maiden fan but i must say rush is a better band

by Saudi prince Walter May 03, 2021

come hither thy maiden and slayeth thy beast before thy cometh

a pickup line used to hit on some medieval pussy!

Say this to a girl you would like to get in with.

You: "come hither thy maiden and slayeth thy beast before thy cometh"

Her: "Take me into your dungeon and tie thy upeth!"

by charlie dick(onson) January 24, 2012

Savannah Maiden

The littest person you'll ever meet

You're such a Savannah Maiden

by Savannah_GOAT November 02, 2017

Fiery Maiden

1. Best L&K player in the universe. 2. Demigoddess

Fiery Maiden is better than Demigod Moose

by Fierymaiden June 03, 2017

Shield-maidening

"Shield-maidening" is a derogatory term that describes when a woman unnecessarily defends a man to gain favor or attention sexually or non-sexually. It can range from her defending/protecting and/or affirming a man's physique, intelligence, dating preference, etc. where it is unwarranted.
This term is the female version of the term "White-Knighting."

I saw this woman shield-maidening a guy online who stated he deserved a supermodel rather than an average woman when other people disagreed with his shallow opinion.

Stop shield-maidening that dude! You're giving them damaging advice!

Oh boy, some chick is shield-maidening.

by seal_of_approval May 19, 2024

flesh maiden

Its a word I made up after I heard the song Make Me Bad by KoRn ANF I thought he was saying Flesh Maiden.

Make Me Bad by KoRn starts to play on radio*

Toby (Me): Oh hey thats KoRn! And is he saying Flesh Maiden?

by Toby. :D September 26, 2021