Excusions

An excuse disguised as a solution

It seems today all we get is deception, lies, lip service and excusions from our elected officials.

by MixedUp January 24, 2022

Excuse

What teachers say you use, as an unjustifiable reason for something just because they do not want you to leave the classroom even though yo must release a Fat Shit

Guy: fucking mr. M said I was making an “Excuse” to go take a shit, so I shit on his desk

Guy 2: fuck him honestly.

by TheBestRodent=Ray January 8, 2020

Excuse me

It is used to call someone attention or a way of apology. It is also used to get someone out of the way.

Eg.2: imin: hey you pretty

AH EXCUSE MEEE!!

Eg.2:

excuse me! Move out the way please

by F-off please May 11, 2019

Excuse Me

If you're wondering why im standing here, you're in my way.

Excuse me.

by EroIsKool December 22, 2023

Excusal

When some on says you are excused. This word origionated in Ms. Hutsell's 8th grrade core class, and is now used in everyday conversation.

"I will wait for you to get all packed up beofre I give you the excusal."

by Will Cohen December 11, 2004

Mental disorder excusing

When an individual uses their clinically diagnosed mental disorder as an excuse for their reckless or unapologetic behavior and actions.

“John literally thinks he can do anything he wants and not be accountable for his crappy actions all because he has autisim. That’s the definition of Mental disorder excusing“

by Startupedition April 8, 2024

Excusion

The act of using confusion as an excuse to not perform work.

Often used on backshift in Naval shipyards

"Hey, did Bob get that job done last night?"
"No, he was confused by step 1.0 in the procedure so he didn't get started."
"Bob always using the excusion technique to sit on his ass all night" *shaking head

by Dizzzy2020 September 6, 2020