Negative Sideburns

Describes the situation where someone shaves their sideburns above the hairline. The reasons for this are unclear.

negativesideburns.com

"Hey Dude, have you checked out Petr Klima's negative sideburns?"

by Petr Klima April 19, 2009

Negative Rizz

Also called opposing rizz or fatal rizz, this is when (usually) a male has so much potential, or free rizz, that his kinetic rizz is greatly reduced, therefore leading to him being a friendzone target amongst the opposite gender or the gender which he is attracted to (which can be multiple).

Joshuan's multiple exploding farts that were loud created a temporary, yet significant drop in his rizz, causing him to not only earn negative rizz in his current environment, but also great disapproval from his peers due to the stink of his bomb.

by I Thik U Stupid November 17, 2022

Negative

A Finnish love rock band. Their frontman is called Jonne Aaron.

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by zithie October 2, 2004

ma negas

a person of columbian ancestry; spazzed out kid; someone good at doing manual labor

"I need some yard work done...where's 'ma negas' at?"

by shanizzle rosizzle kazizzle November 10, 2006

negative breathing

The act of breathing in Carbon Dioxide.

Negative breathing happens when drink a bottle of coke and breathin in the Carbon Dioxide that's inside the bottle.

by Victoria_SD November 3, 2005

Negative Midas touch

Everything touched turns to crap instead of gold. Midas was able to touch something and it would turn to gold instantly. Having the "negative Midas touch" causes the exact opposite effect.

Mike cant seem to fix anything, everything he touches he breaks. He's got the negative Midas touch.

by Shantee Geetum November 12, 2009

Negative Nazi

A person who authoritatively strikes down anything you say that is positive often with the use of sarcasm or downright speaking like an a**hole

Hey look at that Negative Nazi over there he's making everyone feel like s***.

by AvsSqueek October 13, 2011