Needle

To tease someone to try to get a reaction or annoy the person.
A popular poker term to get someone to tilt

The whole table needle(d) Phil until he finally cracked and went on tilt.

by Andre Gonzales (PH) March 18, 2016

hot needle

term used to describe the injection given at an execution.

"Once they strap you down, you ain't never waking up after they slip you that hot needle!"

by bcsister September 22, 2006

Needlepoint

The definitions preceding this one crack me up. "The keepers of this magic...." "Only given to those who are worthy...." Ummmm, yeah those who are worthy are those who have the asking price in cash in their hand. That's who these "keepers of the magic" sell this stuff to. Also love how the other definition given here says they wash it so it's more pure or some crazy thing... And then the part about it only being found in Crystal form- fyi, that's the form of all lsd. That is how it comes out of the lab in Crystal form. Any other way of distributing it or using it is done by mixing the crystal form with a liquid and then using that "wash" to invite it into paper, gelatin, sugar cubes, you know the drill. Anyways it's just LSD that's what needlepoint is. It's a marketing scheme that the people who sell LSD came up with to try to make you think that you are getting a superior product. It's the same thing as all of the Cannabis sales people telling you that what you're getting is "purps" or "cookies" or "sour D" or whatever flavor strain is being hyped at the moment. Needlepoint: it is hype that is used to sell LSD

Hey man just tell them it's needlepoint they will pay an extra $5 a hit for it.

by andreaamericangirl October 21, 2022

needle

A piece of poop that is too small to spread the anus and come out, so it stays inside, hardens, and proceeds to poke the inside of one's anus (like a needle) until a larger log comes along to clear the tract.

I've had a needle poking me all night, but I couldn't get it out when I tried to shit.

by Anita Kakenmee October 23, 2008

needle dick

A popular insult derived from Adam Sandler's classic movie "the Waterboy".(see example below)

Get off the field needle dick!

Needle dick! Needle dick! Needle dick!

It may be a needle but it works like a sewing machine!

by LarryFromLA October 3, 2007

needledick-the-fly-fucker

A sobriquet to tag the underhung with.

Rob hits on all the ladies but is known as needledick-the-fly-fucker.

by megnao flimpis July 3, 2003

moved the needle

When a man is aroused.

Friend 1: Man, check this out
Friend 2: Yeah man, that moved the needle

by jammiees September 26, 2018