nearky

A misspelling of the word 'nearly'.

Bob: hey, are you still comming to the party?

Lisa: yeah, im nearky there.

Bob: what?

Lisa: Sorry, i meant to say Nearly there.

Bob: oh, ok.

by yourafgt April 16, 2009

nearacle

When something astounding happens, but it's not quite a miracle, it's a nearacle.

"Hard to believe I got through that speed trap going 80. It's a nearacle!"

by Billiard Instructor April 6, 2012

nearlywed

Couples with all the trappings of marriage—the home, the in-laws, the shared pets, maybe even the kids—but no actual marriage certificate.

My boyfriend and I have been together 13 years. Our nearlywed status is stronger than most marriages.

by The Queen Neen April 6, 2016

nearcrophilia

Sex with or attraction to the undead.

"The zombie apocalypse has changed the population dynamics so much that it's only sensible to give nearcrophilia its fair turn."

by Blurstov Tymes February 16, 2017

nearnt

(Nee-arnt): Means any insult to your own accord.

That guy was a nearnt. "You nearnt, you forgot my Whopper!"

by Austin "Alexaxyz"the Rabbit March 4, 2017

nearest cock suck

the closest available place to procure a blowjob of any level of quality.

"Excuse me sirs, do you know where the nearest cock suck is?!?"

by Tronner69 August 29, 2017

Nearch

A Netflix Search

Nearch for Darren Brown on Netflix.

by Mangalam Sir December 13, 2018