Sir Douchbag

Someone who hits on you after his date goes to the bathroom.

That Sir Douchbag asked me to add him on Snapchat while his date was in the bathroom.

by mgasol September 27, 2020

Sir Cumference

Sir Cumference Syndrome (SCS, also known as Epic Ball Syndrome) is a genetic condition in which the victim involuntarily ejaculates at the mere sight of a woman. This genetic condition is mostly common among Coomers and children from Mozambique.

Person 1: Did you hear that my son is a Sir Cumference?

Person 2: That's awful, I feel your pain.

Person 1: Yeah, it's really difficult keeping him down at night because he just tries to watch Youtube and ends up messing up his bedsheets.

by DireDegenerate February 11, 2022

sir richard

most annoying person in the fucking world

sir richard is soo annoying, retarded, stupid, and a huge asshole and dickhead.

by imboredsoiuseurbandictionary February 14, 2019

Sir Jeffrey

The greatest person a person can know. Always opens the door even for the most horrible of people

Man that guy that guy is a Sir Jeffrey

by Sir Seniõr Jeffrey June 27, 2016

Sir Crest

The much less popular yet superior name of Mr. Colgate which is not nearly as format as Sir Crest

1:Hello there Mr. Colgate
2:I prefer to be called Sir Crest

by P3ngu1n_man May 3, 2021

Sir Rick

That FUCKBOY dude who will Bang every hoe in his area, including your girlfriend and steal her hair straightner to look even better.

"Damn man, Sir Rick banged my girl again"

by xxxbangyourhoexxx September 16, 2017

sir cutie

Someone who is a cutie but fancier! :D

Human 1: look at them! sir cutie is so amazing
Human 2: Of course they are! sir cutie, a formal cutie pie.

by Unknown_Friendo May 15, 2022