Fur Bagel

The hairy ring around the poop hole, is usually found as a brown color

have you ever shaved your fur bagel? it feels so good!

by Redhairisdabom May 31, 2010

ass bagel

Basically it's Stifler speak where you hook up some dirty phrase with some normal word. Usually used when trying to emphasize a point. Also good for answering machines.

Beep "Hey ass bagel what are you doing calling me so late? I'm not home right now. So go fuck a flip flop flip flop fucker before I shove it straight up your ass! Bye"

by Twiggy627770 September 12, 2005

Strawberry bagel

When a woman who is currently menstruating pees in a cup and let's it congeal into a fine jelly like substance. She then proceeds to spread it on a bagel and serves it to her sexual partner telling him/her that it it a bagel with strawberry jam on it.

Carol: Did you hear about Lizzy? Susan: No, what happened? Carol: Her girlfriend gave her a Strawberry bagel!! Susan: That's super hot!

by Ken-dur-uh!! October 30, 2010

Bagel Pussy

A Jewish woman.

A hit that bagel pussy last night.

by JHH22687 December 19, 2009

having a bagel

To masturbate. Typically used when discussing masturbation in public settings.

Dad: Honey, have you noticed how often we catch our son having a bagel?

Mom: Why yes, he gets crumbs everywhere!

by Anonymou5555555555 January 25, 2011

Joe Bagel

#1 the proper spelling of Hoe Bag

#2 Sarah Lipiecki

No i was being serious! i know i'm not a Joe Bagel!

by deathsheep December 20, 2010

Sassy Bagel

A sassy bagel is otherwise known as the common household donut

Person 1: hey, whatcha got there?
Person 2: a sassy bagel *holds up round pastry*
Person 1: .... that's a donut!

by awkward banjo July 31, 2010