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Muscle Car Junkie

A person who is a extreme Muscle car lover, and the type that doesn't like anything that is foreign, aka a nationalist. Primary reason for their muscle car love is the "America, FUCK YEA" attitude. Uses derogatory words to describe anything from Japan or Europe. Thinks that engine power is the only aspect of a performance car. Can be seen doing burnouts in a beat up automatic 94 mustang, which later gets smoked by a Subaru Impreza wagon with half the displacement and cylinders. Doesn't get the point of "handling". Thinks that all import cars are Honda Civics. Not to be confused with a car enthusiast.
Subaru Wagon driver: "Hey is that the 5.0?"

Muscle car Junkie: "no, its a 4.6, too much for you to handle"

*Mustang loses by 5 car lengths*

Subaru Wagon driver: "good thing that race didn't have any turns"
by NSX4244 September 2, 2010
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Fudge Muscle

A fudge muscle is your sphincter, it's the muscle you use to shit, there are two actually, an internal anal sphincter, and an external anal sphincter but it's not like any of us are fucking doctors so who cares.
N.Crooks : Oh my god be careful stud you're gonna blow out my fudge muscle if you keep fucking me like that.

Bob: What did I tell you slut, you use clinical terminology in my presence, now I wanna hear you say, please bob, resize my internal anal sphincter, and abuse my external anal sphincter!
by JoBOOOO November 23, 2006
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Muscle Man Swiper

A meme on Regular Show Amino. He was created by one of the leaders. It's basically Muscle Man from Regular Show in a Swiper costume. Also he's kawaii
Omg Muscle Man Swiper is the best thing on Regular Show Amino.
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Muscle Shoals Mule Kick

When you have a woman's legs bent all the way back with her ankles behind her head and pounding her. You get her off so hard her ankles slip and kick you in the face one after the other.
Travis: Damn dude, TWO black eyes?
Mike: Yeah bitch gave me a Muscle Shoals Mule Kick last night.
by The Belk May 14, 2008
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milwaukee muscle

I had a pop with a guy in Kenosha who not only had a Wisconsin Waterfall, he had a shirt that was two sizes too small exposing his Milwaukee Muscle.
by Mikey S November 23, 2007
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muscle shit

a large bowel movement that occurs when people supplement their weight training routine with some type of weight gainer formula or protein powder
Franz has clogged the toilet once again with a muscle shit.
by Pablo Diggity May 25, 2006
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musclefuckin

(v) To carry out a laborious task that demands great strain on one's body or muscles.
I was on the jobsite the other day musclefuckin some bags of concrete. -B. Wolfgang
by Shea Holtzman January 18, 2006
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