muff rabbit

quite simply a dildo

Her closet is full of muff rabbits

by Mamao April 4, 2004

Muff Slush Surprise

The act of a middle aged women of a moderate weight sliding down a hill. Her pants and underwear must be off, and the hill has to have frigid temperatures and dew must still be on the ground. Upon sliding down, the dew from the hill has collected in the pubical regions of the woman's crotchal area. After obtaining the excess collection, it may be used as spread on various delicacies. Examples include bread, cakes, funnel cakes, cupcakes, cookies, muffins, bagels, salads, and sandwiches.

Mary took advantage of Jim's wedding and made her infamous "Muff Slush Surprise Upside Down Cake."
The guests loved her special topping.

by dr.stevebrule December 17, 2009

muff nugget

Little peice of toliet paper left in the muff after a girl is done going to the bathroom.

I was going to go down on her, but she had some mad muff nuggets

by OC June 11, 2003

Muff Wrangler

One who aquires a massive amount of vagina.

"Man, look at all them ladies! You're such a muff wrangler!"

by Teddy McDonald April 28, 2006

muff management

Collective noun describing activities including trimming, shaving, waxing and plucking aimed at the reduction or removal of muff.

Rachel: 'Are you going swimming today?'
Alison: 'No, I can't- I've been a bit lax on the muff management front.'

by Ali_b January 23, 2007

Muff Diving

To orally please a wordMuff
To eat out a hairy pussy

Man! I went muff divingthe other day and the dentist said he was glad i'd started flossing again!

by PurpleCowMan April 6, 2002

muff welding

Verb: The act of braiding two muffs (hairy vaginas) together.

Dillon once witnessed Bre and Katie muff welding each other at Adam's party. Upon seeing this, he then ran and told Alexa and she threw up and died.

by Edward and Lee May 22, 2006