Similar to a Wet willy. One places finger into their anus, then proceeds to swirl said finger around in an unsuspecting victims ear.
I was going to give her a wet willy, but she crossed the line. That girl definitely received an extra juicy muddy walnut.
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Get the muddy splash mug.After you stick a finger into a butt hole you then stick that finger into someone's ear giving them a muddy canal. The muddy is the shit on your finger and the canal is the ear canal where the shit gets stuck. It's like a dirty sanchez for the ear!
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Get the muddy canal mug.When you drain the water from the toilet bowl, take a dump and place googly eyes on the turd. Surprising the next unsuspecting person who uses the bathroom.
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Get the Muddy Buddy mug.the visible result of a failure to cleanse one's anus after dropping a deuce or as the result of a shart; most notably on the undergarments, if applicable.
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