monobob

The act of performing fellatio on one's self.

When Bryan discovered he could suck his own dick he was monobobbin' all night long.

by Jonas Grumby February 14, 2022

Mono

Mononucleosis (Mono) : Giving a person STD mouth to mouth or saliva.

" im going to give you hardcore mono"

"me giving you mono."

by drrapper May 18, 2023

Monoey

A type of an insult.

You are such a monoey.

by frdfsaergg September 15, 2023

Arabian Monocle

It is similar to the Arabian Sunglasses but instead of using both testicles only one is used. It is a way for people with only one testicle to still have the fun of being able to give someone Arabian Sunglasses with only the requirement of one testicle.

"Hey guys I just Arabian Monocled * insert name here * "
" I just gave the Arabian monocle to * insert name here *

by Meemoo Haxor August 30, 2013

Beer Monocle

When you are going to sleep with someone unattractive, but you are just drunk enough to not care.

Yo you are way out of Sarah's league.
Yeah, I know. I Just had my Beer Monocle on.

by stoneystupidface April 8, 2018

A mono

Pulling a mono - Shitting yourself on a ghost train as you got too scared

Ewww... that guy just pulled a mono at Coney Island

by ConeyIslander January 22, 2019

Invokum MONOCULUS

A spell from Team Fortress 2 that spawns a team colored MONOCULUS

Demoman: Invokum MONOCULUS! Oh me eye.

by Montairplane January 31, 2022