mook (n.)

1. A loosely adhered-to marketing term used to refer to an adolescent to twentysomething male who shows off and makes a scene of himself. A mook personifies the adoption of trends for the sake of commercialism and the mindless celebration of childish masculinity. Particularly featured on mtv

2. That guy at your high school who used to be really popular when he was an underclassman, but now he sleeps with popular girls to get attention.

Fred Durst, Johnny Knoxville, Tom Green

by brap August 26, 2004

molk

molk is a weired type of elf thingy, which kills random puppys cos it wants to.

When i got up in the middle of the night i found a DAYAM MOLK feasting on my puppys vital organs, but they have to eat, so im happy

by Why don't you tell me yours first May 12, 2004

mook-life

A group of low-life losers that go around the city of Montreal binge drinking, throwing up and urinating in public. When confronted they shut their website down and disappear. Mook life = as in "No Life."

I haz mook-life

by St-Catherine Street April 9, 2013

Mook

A nuclear cow

Look at the mook!

by Wiiiiinnnnnsssstttttoooonnnn October 24, 2019

mook mook tai lo

A phrase created to mock asian languages. Normally said as if a question. However, it can be used in an infinite number of situations and can either be a springboard from which to launch into a longer tirade of fake asian gibberish.

azngoldfrmr193:Ni Hao Ma?
jewboycrakajak:.....
azngoldfrmr193:Wu An. Hen Gao Xing Yu Xian Ni. Fan-Dian Zai Na-Li.
jewboycrakajak:.....
jewboycrakajak:mook mook tai lo?
azngoldfrmr193:..... goo by

by Oliver Treadwell May 12, 2006

Mookie

A Term for The Most Beautiful/Perfect Girl In The World

Hi Mookie , god You're Hot

by BLUE September 28, 2004

Moloko

Vulgar reference to the pair of milk secreting organs in female humans inspired by the Russky word for milk and the intoxicating milk based drink consumed by the the protagonists in clockwork orange.

The term moloko can be effectively used to objectify the entire female who is reduced to a mammary gland transportation platform.

Yuri: "Check out the new Moloko in accounting"
Yivgeny: "You bet, that's the kind of Moloko that can launch a war in her rack"

by tuksha2000 July 7, 2010