Stuttering Monties

A rare but highly infectious STD, that if left untreated in men, will cause the male to stutter uncontrollably upon ejaculation.

When Brandy's boyfriend caught the Stuttering Monties and then stuttered another girl's name during sex, she knew he had been cheating.

by Major Wood July 08, 2003

Santiago Monti

Santi loves children. He has friends such as Benny, Luke, Marko, Bert, Tyler, Lauchy and many more. He loves children in grade 2 and below and likes big men in the age of 40. He is really bad at forntite and rocketleague compared to benny.

" Is that Santiago Monti" Girls
" He must be a bot at fortnite"

by Fncs Mecha August 04, 2021

Santiago Monti

loves little chilren

Santiago Monti must be a bot at fortnite

by Fncs Mecha August 04, 2021

two heart monty

a character or other entity in a video game with dangerously low HP.

The last boss wrecked him. There's no way he makes it much further, he's a two heart monty.

by Undead_Octopus May 30, 2024

montyed

When someone fails to swap a discord vanity a timely manner and gets beaten by a random claimer.

Bro, the vanity URL isn't working. Did we just got montyed?

by geta02392 August 29, 2023

The Monti Kink

The banging of undesirable agrophobic women in caravans. Said women are often classed as double baggers and are mainly in it for the wonga.

When a bloke called Derrick went a bit mad and wanted to try something different. The Monti kink was the answer to his penicular dreams.

by NaughtyDan June 25, 2021

fluffy monty

A professional who lacks the experience and education for their role. Generally uses buzz words and intimidation to conduct business.

They filled the new sales position with a fluffy Monty, we are screwed.

by Cayobrittany January 13, 2021