Monday Creeper

A person who has no idea how to conduct himself properly with the ladies, and always tends to creep them out.

Oh yeah, he was definitely a Monday Creeper.

by Fede13 April 23, 2011

Naked Monday

Naked Monday is celebrated every year on the fourth Monday of November.

Person 1: Bro, why the hell are you naked?
Person 2: It's Naked Monday nigga

by youngwormbone November 24, 2020

Hairy Monday

When your pubes start growing back from the Saturday night out shave.

"Oh girl, a Hairy Monday got stuck to my pad"

"I'm getting itchy, I hope it's Hairy Monday"

"I hope it's Hairy Monday and not crabs"

by MriarBatthews September 07, 2022

Monday Moment

When you make a mistake as a result of being tired, you have a monday moment. If something happens to you that you're annoyed or frustrated about, that's a monday moment.

"Bro, I just flunked my math test. I completely forgot to study."
"Now that is a monday moment."

by Sheyyy March 18, 2019

mogus monday

the sussiest and most depressive day of the week.

OMG! I DIDN'T REALIZE IT WAS MOGUS MONDAY TODAY. I HAVE A TEST DUE TODAY. IM SO SUSSY😭😭😭😭.

by i hate ur dream stan September 22, 2021

Grrrr Mondays

It can only be said on Mondays and Mondays only. If it's not said on Mondays, this phrase will not give the full effect. It means you can make fun of Phoebe 😃

"Hey Phoebe! Its Monday... Grrrr Mondays," said Olly.

by helen ate you August 23, 2021

Monday Chic

Girl that you'd never take out on a weekend for others to see

She's a Monday Chic, no one's seen her

by Neme-san January 19, 2017