mitsy

a good name for a boy's penis if you want to make it sound like he has a tiny penis

Girl: Hey how's mitsy.
Andrew: Shut up! i'm average.

by puppy1 May 12, 2009

Bat Mitzvah

A Jewish celebration where a girl of 12 or 13 pretends to read in Hebrew even though she really only memorized the transliteration then dances the electric slide in front of family she doesn't even know. She wears an ugly poofy dress and will regret that day for many years to come.

Jew "are you coming to my Bat Mitzvah?"
unsuspecting Goy " Yeah! it'll be awesome!"

by kosherMatza July 5, 2020

Walter Mitty

When someone hands you a glass of wine with a big palm print on the glass vs handing the glass stem first like any civilized wine drinker might.

"Can you please pass my wine, and don't Walter Mitty the glass."

Walter Mitty was a pitiful character from a James Thurber story. The movie with Dany Kaye.

by Christine_Currie January 9, 2009

mitzi buzz

A hyper state of mind

My m8's on a right mitzi buzz
My m8's realy hyper

by Sam lawson March 13, 2008

Mitze

A word used to describe a fucking scumbag who yells at people for no fuckin reason

Bro he yelled all me for getting him a bacon egg and cheese from a different deli, it’s always that nigga mitze.

by Ralph Lauren August 16, 2018

Mitty

Best fucking priv school and shits on bellermaine and fucking wack ass St.Francis

chad: mittys litty

by LittyNotShittyMitty October 25, 2018

Mitty

Missing a titty from cancer from a single mastectomy.

There once was a girl with a Mitty, cancer took her right titty. She was flat on one side but she'd never hide, authenticity is so damn pretty.

by Witchy-woo July 31, 2021