ein matzav

An Israeli expression, that litterally translates to "there is no situation". It means "definitely not".

(a) "Will you come to school tomorrow?"
(b) "With this teacher? Ein Matzav"

by Leahmor May 3, 2005

Mirzai

A greeting or a replacement of a name that starts a conversation

Matt: Yo 'Mirzai' you cotchin Leons tonight
Andy: Safe fam but my boyz will grill me unless I ice some mandem
Matt: are you sure blud?? Manz got bare green
Andy: Standard you must of spent mad cheddar on that but trust ill get tanged by Toby. Whats gwuanin tommorow bruv??
Matt: Chillerz in Dillerz with Tamia! Gonna be sik
Andy: 'Ite man save me some herb though yeah
Matt: Soon

by ChillerzinDillerz April 17, 2008

Matzah Ball Soup

Pissing in a girls mouth and then dunking your balls inside of her mouth.

Girl: Whats for dinner?

Response: Matzah Ball Soup, now open up bitch!

by Jew Captain 1 August 14, 2010

MITarded

Of, related to, or regarding the moronic and atypical activity that occurs with complete unremarkably at Massachusetts Institute of Technology.

Bassmaster: Ay, you here about that Professor at MIT who was selling weed?
Sunshine: Yeah dude, that guy was freaking MITarded...

by Chapel Heights January 18, 2011

Mirza

When a person has white slime/saliva in the corner of their mouth.

You’ve got the Mirza bro, you should clean it before you go on that date.

by Nanabananabitch May 4, 2018

matzab

people who participate in a variety of activities including, a. jumping with the left foot forward,
b. ganking,
c.capping,
d.mortar and pestling,
e.flying,
f.pwning with swords
Generally identifiable by the obvious awesomeness.

That matzab was friggin pwning shit like it was his birthday.

by Brett February 11, 2004

Mieza

Annoying and no jams.

She is so mieza.

by Tteudongi April 19, 2018