Brutal mitts

When the weather is brutally cold and biting

It’s brutal mitts outside, I can’t even feel my face

by Niceteeth23 November 23, 2021

Mustard Mitt

When a man ejaculates into a glove before making his partner wear said glove for an extended period of time.

I just mustard mitted my girlfriend all day!

by Small_Poxford_Dict November 18, 2022

Mitts

In hockey slang, your mitts are your gloves

Benedict: Bro your mitts are so sty
Jake: Thanks bro

by salsa 7 😡 June 2, 2024

Brutal mitts

When the weather is brutally cold and biting
Synonym of brick

It’s brutal mitts outside, I can’t even feel my face

by Niceteeth23 November 23, 2021

Clit Mitt

A woman who is about to have sex with someone but is blocked by a third person (usually a jealous friend) equivalent to a cunt stunt

Terrisia: Oh mah god Jenna, Ella just completely clit mitt me from that guy
Jenna: Aw you poor thing. Let's go take down that crazy jealous bitch.

by illhaveboobswithasideofboobs February 16, 2015

mitt

Someone who has a face that is extremely ugly especially in the early morning

“Dude I just woke up and I have a crazy mitt right now.

by Imagine dragon January 19, 2020

Oven Mitts

A nickname for a player of any sport that just can't catch the ball, no matter what. No matter how easy it looks, they still can't catch it.

Oh, how'd he miss the ball?

Ah it happens all the time, we call him 'Oven Mitts'

by ahhhh2342 February 21, 2019