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Daytona Mitten

The act of putting your dick in a girl's ass then shoving your entire hand in her pussy so you can jerk yourself off inside her.
That chick is so stretched outa shape I had to do a Daytona Mitten to get off!
by Voidrat2000 March 11, 2011
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foot mitten

term used to describe the slipper/shoe that most teenage girls enjoy wearing due to the fact that they are easy to get on and most importantly off.
I was walking down a dark alley by myself when i noticed a rather large girl wearing foot mittens and chewing tobacco.
by sal May 13, 2005
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The Mongolian Mitten

The frightening act of a mans hand, usually after an extended time spent in the cold winter weather, entering the females asshole and the spreading his fingers wide so as to warm his hands prior to sex.
The greasy italian came in from the cold pennsylvanian winter with near frost bite and in desperation prior to sex stuck his hand into his unsuspecting girlfriends ass to warm his hand with the nice environment of her inner sphincter, also known as giving her the Mongolian Mitten.
by snatchman2 May 6, 2010
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Mitten Face

A large male, preferably with a huge dick.

And the face of a mitten.
person 2. woah that guy is a huge mitten face!
person 1. yeah i bet his dicks huge!!!1
mugGet the Mitten Facemug.

fuzzy mittens

A man completely inserts both of his hands (up to the wrist)into a womans vagina.
I gave Suzy "Fuzzy Mittens"
by Damien July 17, 2003
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haddock mitten

dude this bird just swipped my phone and jammed it right up her haddock mitten!!
by DJTL January 13, 2007
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zinc mittens

A heavy metallic hand garment often mistaken for hooves (but they ain't)
he's wearing zinc mittens, He thinks their hooves but they ain't
by McScruff March 10, 2008
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